Over the last two weeks or so the front page flash video winners are just huge pieces of shit that don't deserve any kind of publicity. I realize that Newgrounds is a site for people like that but usually, the front page artists that are featured are actually talented. Flash submissions like Jodi Arias, No Big Deal!?, Chainsawface, and Lin's Dick are making it and no one else is putting out anything that can compete with these?

If I took a shit in a tub and threw a bunch of ducklings in with a big box of cracker jacks, that would be exponentially better than these pieces of fucking human excrement. This shit is getting old, people!